2:00PM KAZUPON 5:00PM ARIHARA
It's because I lost my virginity in high school to someone random.
SUBJECT: THIS IS OCCHAMU
My troubles of ever thinking anyone would be inside me again
was solved so easily by a man I didn't know.
11 O'CLOCK 10/06
However, it wasn't my husband's penis.
YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT
STAMP CARD
As the number of stamps go up,
Kenichi's bank balance goes down.
Kenichi says he'd rather sleep than eat.
But he's lying.
He's free to do what he wants...
BIG DICK LOVING WIFE
...but I wish he'd at least try to hide it from me.
As a result, I've come to learn a lot about porn stars.
No.
Even though I know he won't eat them, I make him eggs every morning.
Even though I know it goes straight to the trash along with his sperm.
I'm sorry.
EPISODE 6
Are you Occhamu?
Cookie?
Yes.
Outwardly, I don't think anything changed.
I go to school to my unruly students
but manage to get through class.
Then, I go home and make dinner
and prepare for next day's class.
I give him oral because I'm useless otherwise.
Even though I go to bed, I lie awake until morning.
The day comes and I drag my weary body to school.
That was my normal day.
I convinced myself
that there was no difference between one guy or ten.
So, I met with strangers on the weekends.
OCCHAMU 11 O'CLOCK ITO SHOPPING CENTER
Excuse me.
Are you Mr. Arihara?
I'm sorry for being late.
Shall we go then?
What?
Do you not like this cafe?
No, it's fine.
Welcome.
What would you like to get?
I'll have a coffee.
Okay.
I'll have one, too.
Okay, two coffees.
I'm sorry, I'm very nervous.
That's okay.
I'm actually
in the midst of rehabilitation.
Rehabilitation?
Yes.
I had a mental breakdown.
I just managed to start working again.
I see.
Yes.
I always thought of myself as a good salesman.
But I got tired of dealing with all the people at work.
Here is your coffee.
Thank you very much.
Enjoy.
I'm thankful for our current laws.
What?
They can't fire people for being sick.
Right.
But as a company, that's terrifying.
They wouldn't want to send you off to make sales right away.
So, they leave you to answer phone calls and compile documents.
Just boring work.
I'm sorry for venting.
It's okay.
Would you like to go to the mountains?
What?
I love the mountains.
You know?
How are your feet?
They're fine.
You know,
I've memorized every phone number in the company's call list.
And all in alphabetical order.
Even in this era of smartphones?
Yes.
When I'm memorizing the numbers,
time passes more quickly.
It's less stressful.
Aizawa Foods.
524918. Ando Accounting.
521025.
Utagawa Central Foods.
520802.
Unayama Corporation. 78...
It's beautiful.
Could you wait here a second?
Okay.
Thanks for waiting.
Arihara is sick.
Would you like some coffee?
Yes.
All the men I've met
have some kind of issue
with sex.
STAMP CARD SUBARU BANK
ENTRY FEE 7,000 YEN
Want to play tag next?
Yeah!
Who wants to play tag?
One, two, three, shoot!
We should do it in smaller groups.
One, two, three, shoot!
Yeah! That's great!
-Let's play rock, paper, scissors. -One, two, three, shoot!
I want to be clear,
we're not trying to attack you, Mrs. Watanabe.
We know full well how much your predecessor suffered.
The issue is Ms. Terada, isn't it?
To be blunt,
I think she's beyond the school's help.
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
Did you speak with Ms. Terada's mother?
I don't mean to criticize a person's family situation,
but at this rate
it will negatively affect other children.
My daughter said it was child neglect.
Of course, I'm sure you are all already aware of it.
But I think this is beyond a school disciplinary issue.
What do you think, Mrs. Watanabe?
Mrs. Watanabe?
When you say she's beyond school discipline,
does that mean
you want to leave it to child services?
We don't have the right to say that.
But it's only getting worse, isn't it?
But
Ms. Terada's daughter isn't the only unruly child.
It's your daughters as well.
That's why I said she's a negative influence!
You've heard of spoiled apples!
Is it so wrong to want her removed?
Changing teachers didn't fix it, so the issue is clear!
Please calm down.
They are unbelievable.
Mrs. Watanabe.
What were you thinking?
They were willing to absolve the school of responsibility!
What do you mean?
Yes?
I'm Miyuki's teacher, Watanabe.
What do you want?
I'd like to talk to you about Miyuki.
What is it?
I need to go out soon.
Is it work?
Is that your business?
Where is Miyuki right now?
Miyuki!
I'd like to talk to your mother.
Could you get her for me?
No.
What do you mean?
There's a man.
You're a woman, so you must understand.
So, you can leave.
But...
Could you go already?
Please. If you leave,
I'll be nice tomorrow.
Okay? Bye.
Bye-bye.
Wait...
So?
Was she nice?
This little monster?
Only for the first period.
After that, she was worse than ever.
That's really bad.
You don't have long.
What?
You can't even complain, can you?
And you can't eat
or get any sleep. Right?
Yeah, that's really bad.
That's exactly what I went through.
My situation was terrible enough
that even someone like him could say so.
Why are you doing this?
You're like a free prostitute.
And men like that are tied up.
They're tied up.
Tied up.
Tied up on the inside.
Just joking.
It must be hard.
You poor thing.
To think you can't have sex with your husband.
I could be anyone, right, Mr. Yokoyama?
It's the same for me.
I'm only lending my body.
We're lending each other.
I'm empty inside.
And it's better
to be filled up by something than stay empty.
No, wait.
I'm close.
I'm really close, okay?
Are you okay?
I feel better
after letting it all out.
It's all a mess.
FROM ARIHARA: I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU FROM MY BUSINESS TRIP. PLEASE COME MEET ME.
I'M SORRY,
THESE SHORT NOTICES DON'T WORK FOR ME.
Right?
You know what it is, so who cares?
I'M SORRY
I hope the short notice wasn't an issue.
It's fine.
It's been one business trip after another.
I haven't had any time to hike.
At least you're well enough to go on business trips now.
One step at a time.
Open your mouth.
Your mouth.
Open wide.
Open your mouth.
Come on. Open your mouth.
See, it fits.
Don't spill any. What a waste.
Open your mouth.
Yes.
Now, chew!
Now, open! That's it! Here we go!
Open your mouth.
Make sure to chew.
That's enough!
You're not going home until you finish your test.
Get in your seats.
Why?
Because you wouldn't meet me.
So, I came.
You can't be here.
Then where?
This is a bad time.
That hurts.
She's mine.
Splish splash!
Here, too.
How did you know where I worked?
That was easy. You have your name in your email address.
Figuring out where you worked from that was a cinch.
Honestly, you are way too careless.
But you have your name in yours, too.
What? Did you believe that?
Nobody uses their real names.
Look, my job is transferring me to a different branch.
So, I wanted to see you one last time.
But I knew you wouldn't meet me.
So, I came.
What do you mean?
Well,
it's like you're the good girl
and I'm the bad boy.
Sorry to toy with your heart.
I'm kidding.
I really came to warn you.
The website you're using is a dating site.
What?
I figured you didn't know.
You seemed pretty oblivious.
How did you not notice?
You have quite the reputation on there.
They said you were a sad woman
who made up a good, fake back-story to get men.
Wait, but not me! I understood you.
That's why I'm telling you to stop.
What you're doing is cutting off a leg because you stubbed a toe.
It won't get better by ignoring it.
Here's some medicine.
What?
Open it.
It makes things really slippery.
It makes it slippery.
It's not a joke!
It makes it...
slippery.
Well,
don't write personal information on the internet.
There are some creeps out there.
They could easily find your address.
Got it?
Yes.
Haru! Come here.
Come here!
Bye!
FAMILY ISSUES Q&A
DELETE ACCOUNT
ACCOUNT DELETED
WANT TO MEET? HEY, COOKIE
DELETE ALL MAIL?
YOUR INBOX HAS BEEN EMPTIED.
I'm home.
Kumi?
What's wrong?
Why are you in the dark?
Kumi?
I don't...
want to go to school.
Then why don't you quit?
What?
You don't like it, right?
Then why don't you quit?
Subtitle translation by Zensho Yamamoto